19 Dec 12 Days of Christmas For My Accountant Friends
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
A pencil and my profit margin.
On the second day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Two tax returns,
And a pencil and my profit margin.
On the third day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Three Depreciation Schedules,
Two tax returns,
And a pencil and my profit margin.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Four quarterly payments ,
Three depreciation schedules,
Two tax returns,
And a pencil and my profit margin.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Five Golden Parachutes,
Four quarterly payments ,
Three depreciation schedules,
Two tax returns,
And a pencil and my profit margin.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Six IRS agents,
Five Golden Parachutes,
Four quarterly payments ,
Three depreciation schedules,
Two tax returns,
And a pencil and my profit margin.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Seven Schedule (A)s,
Six IRS agents,
Five Golden Parachutes,
Four quarterly payments ,
Three depreciation schedules,
Two tax returns,
And a pencil and my profit margin.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Eight unemployment claims,
Seven Schedule (A)s,
Six IRS agents,
Five Golden Parachutes,
Four quarterly payments ,
Three depreciation schedules,
Two tax returns,
And a pencil and my profit margin.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Nine last minute deductions,
Eight unemployment claims,
Seven Schedule (A)s,
Six IRS agents,
Five Golden Parachutes,
Four quarterly payments ,
Three depreciation schedules,
Two tax returns,
And a pencil and my profit margin.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Ten W-2 Forms,
Nine last minute deductions,
Eight unemployment claims,
Seven Schedule (A)s,
Six IRS agents,
Five Golden Parachutes,
Four quarterly payments ,
Three depreciation schedules,
Two tax returns,
And a pencil and my profit margin.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Eleven pages of directions for one little form,
Ten W-2 Forms,
Nine last minute deductions,
Eight unemployment claims,
Seven Schedule (A)s,
Six IRS agents,
Five Golden Parachutes,
Four quarterly payments ,
Three depreciation schedules,
Two tax returns,
And a pencil and my profit margin.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
Twelve more months to screw up my books,
Eleven pages of directions for one little form,
Ten W-2 Forms,
Nine last minute deductions,
Eight unemployment claims,
Seven Schedule (A)s,
Six IRS agents,
Five Golden Parachutes,
Four quarterly payments ,
Three depreciation schedules,
Two tax returns,
And a pencil and my profit margin.
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